Leslie Knope: So maintenance is gonna set up the stage. Ron will be laying the ceremonial wreath.
Jerry: Leslie, there's a 13th century Italian poem by Dante Alighieri that would be very appropriate.
Leslie Knope: Oh, Jerry, that sounds wonderful. Okay, Andy, I need you to write a memorial song. Something like Candle in the Wind, but 5,000 times better.
Andy: Easy.
April: Hey, if you want a song from Andy Dwyer, lead singer of Mouse Rat, you should know he doesn't get out of bed for less than $1,000.
Leslie Knope: Well, he sleeps on a futon, so we can give him 50 bucks.
April: Sold.