Ron Swanson: This is your lunch. Now, you should be able to do whatever you want to with this, right? If you wanna eat all of it, great. If you wanna throw it away in the garbage, that's your prerogative. But here I come, the government... And I get to take 40 percent of your lunch. [eats sandwich] And that, Lauren, is how taxes work.
Lauren: But that's not fair.
Ron Swanson: You're learning. Uh-oh, Capital Gains Tax. [eats more]