Ann: All right, I will help you anti-seduce him. Just tell me what else you need.
Leslie Knope: I need to think of unsexy, boring conversation topics we can talk about in the car. I have a few ideas. We could discuss the New Yorker article "The History of the Ladder."
Ann: Okay.
Leslie Knope: We could talk about different dorms at Johns Hopkins University, and I could read from my Sonicare booklet.
Ann: Oh, I have a good idea!
Leslie Knope: What?
Ann: Why don't you ask him about his penis?