Quote from Ron Swanson in The Fight
Ron Swanson: Hello. My name is Ron Swanson. In general, I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snakejuice thing, and it's damn good. You should buy it. Man: Yeah, okay. Thanks, man. Ron Swanson: Son, you should know that my recommendation is essentially a guarantee. Drink this, now.