Andy: Hello, strange person who I have never met before. Who are you?
April: I'm Janet Snakehole. I'm a very rich widow with a terrible secret. Who are you?
Andy: Burt Macklin, FBI. I was the best damn agent they had until I was framed for a crime I didn't commit...
[gasps] Stealing the president's rubies. Now I work alone.
April: Lovely to meet you.
Andy: I got to admit, uh, I thought your costume would maybe be a little bit sluttier.
April: [slaps Andy] How dare you?
Andy: Nice.