The Douche: Uh-oh. Is there enough room for some mayonnaise in this lady sandwich?
Ann: Oh. Leslie, this is my friend Howard tuttleman.
The Douche: Oh, please. Call me "The Douche". You probably know me from my morning radio show on 93.7... Crazy Ira and "The Douche".
Leslie Knope: Yeah, I-I have met you before. I actually was on your show once...
The Douche: Wait! Were you on the show where we had that stripper do math? Classic, right?