Donna: You want us to memorize this whole script?
Tom: I do, ideally. But, if you want to wing it, your talking points are high-end, VIP, lifestyle. All right, let's run through it once. And action!
Jerry: "The weather has been so weird lately. Hey, let me buy you all a drink."
April: "I'll take something basic like a beer."
Andy: "Yeah, I'm pretty... boring. So I'll take a beer, too."
Ron Swanson: "Not me. I want this night to get ca-razzy."
Tom: Ca-raaazy. Like crazy.
Ron Swanson: [flatly] "I want this night to get ca-razy. Get me a shot of Snakejuice. I hear it has a dope aftertaste."
Tom: All right, that's gonna be a cut. Um, Ron, you got to say it like you mean it.