Ben: Is the Eagleton side really that much better than the Pawnee side?
Leslie Knope: To be fair, yeah. Our side is this scrappy piece of land where kids go to smash fluorescent light tubes. But it has a lot of heart.
April: That's what people always say when something sucks.
Leslie Knope: We should stand up for our town, okay? Pawneeans are just as good as Eagletonians, although on average, we are several inches shorter and 80 pounds heavier.