Ron Swanson: I command you to do nothing.
Leslie Knope: I'm not gonna do nothing. I'm gonna do something. And it's gonna be really big. I have a lot of years to make up for.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I don't like loud noises and people making a fuss, and I especially don't like people celebrating because they know a piece of private information about me. Plus, the whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.