Leslie Knope: Good morning, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Good morning. I know how much you enjoy paperwork, but don't hover.
Leslie Knope: Nice bench. Is that new?
Ron Swanson: No, that's been there since the '90s.
Leslie Knope: What are you doing for your birthday on Friday?
Ron Swanson: Nothing. I never d...
Leslie Knope: Aha!
Ron Swanson: Oh, God.
Leslie Knope: [sings] Birthday, birthday, birthday It's your birthday It's your birthday, and I know when it is.