Andy: What? What's wrong?
April: Nothing. It's just adults are boring, and I hate them. And I don't want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
Andy: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack, and shower curtains, and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep, then you're the dumbest woman I know.
April: You're gonna make me cry.