Andy: Morning, roomie. How'd you sleep?
Ben: Well, there were no bedbugs. Also no bed. I'm gonna go buy a bed.
Andy: Fork.
Ben: I'm sorry... Are you eating turkey chili off of a frisbee?
Andy: [laughs] It's pretty cute, right?
Ben: No. Do you know what "cute" means?
April: What have you got against turkey chili for breakfast?
Ben: What have you guys got against washing dishes?
April: We don't have any dishes, okay? Burly took them all when he left. Now I bet you feel like a jerk.