Leslie Knope: Okay, be honest, Tom. How did you and I get matched up?
Tom: I made 26 profiles, each designed to attract a different type of girl. Tom A. Haverford, sporty and sexy. Tom B. Haverford, smooth and soulful. Which letter did you get?
Leslie Knope: "N." Tom N. Haverford.
Tom: [laughs] The "N" stands for "Nerd." I never even check that one, 'cause no one ever responds to it.
Leslie Knope: Okay, well, whatever.
Tom: Tom N. Haverford collects globes.
Leslie Knope: Great. That's enough.
Tom: His favorite movie is books.
Leslie Knope: Donna. [Donna kisses Tom] Every time I want you to shut up from now on.