Leslie Knope: Let's play a different game. I'm gonna say stuff about me, and you say, on a scale from one to ten, how interested in that thing you are. Ready? Okay. I love sunshine and fresh air and early-morning walks.
Tom: One.
Leslie Knope: I have read five biographies of Eleanor Roosevelt.
Tom: One.
Leslie Knope: I work at the Parks and Recreation...
Tom: One.
Leslie Knope: That's what you do.
Tom: One.
Leslie Knope: I once kissed a girl in college...
Tom: Eight.
Leslie Knope: Where I graduated Summa Cum Laude in history.
Tom: One, zero, negative a billion. Don't talk about it anymore, please.