Chris: Pawnee is, as you all know, the fourth most obese city in America.
Tom: Soon to be number three. We're coming for you, San Antonio.
Chris: No, we are not. We are slimming down... Starting right here at City Hall. I am implementing a government-wide health initiative.
Leslie Knope: We could have a City Hall dodgeball league. I have first pick, and my pick is Ron.
Chris: Great idea. Keep 'em coming. Now, if anybody would like to join me, I will be running backwards up the big hill behind the Wal-Mart.