Quote from Tom in Fancy Party
[aside to camera:] Tom: Got a little competition for the best man, huh? Well, you know what the best best man does. [back:] Tom: Excuse me! Are there any strippers here? Former strippers? Non-dancers but you're feeling a little bit drunk? Ron Swanson: What are you doing? Tom: I'm throwing Andy an impromptu bachelor party. It's my duty as best man. Ron Swanson: The wedding's in four minutes. Tom: It's that kind of negative thinking that makes you a less good best man.