Quote from Tom in Camping
Ben: Hey, Tom. Tom: One second, I'm just in the middle of a head massage. [shuts off massager] That's a good stopping point. What's up? Ben: Uh... You wanna bounce some ideas off each other? Tom: Here's a better idea. How 'bout I bounce my way over to my dog couch and watch a little season six of Top Chef? Ben: All right. Tom: I know Leslie seems upset. But the truth is, she's better than us at this stuff by a thousand miles. So there's really no point. Care for some fondue? Ben: Yeah. Hey, how do you afford all this stuff? Tom: I just return it the next day and claim it was defective. The key is crying a lot. No one likes to hear a grown man cry. [feigning tears] And then my hand accidentally went in the panini press! [sobs]