Quote from Jerry in Camping
Jerry: I mean, yes, my daughter might think she is old enough to be sexually active with her boyfriend. But I'm sorry, 16. That... That just seems too young to be on birth control. You know, I was 24 when Gayle took my virginity. Ron Swanson: What's say we just stand here in silence. And think of ideas... for projects. Jerry: You know what I should do? I should lead a teen abstinence workshop. Ron Swanson: That might be incredibly effective.