April: Leslie's making us go on a camping retreat.
Andy: That's awesome! Camping's the best.
April: Camping sucks. It's super-boring. And you can see the stars, which I hate. They're creepy.
Andy: I love camping. I betcha I could get you to love it too. Why don't I meet you out there? If you hate it, we'll leave and go make out. But if you love it, we'll stay and make out. Either way, a ton of making out. You in?