Joan Callamezzo: What about your friend Ben, here? We all know his story, one of failure. Remind us of that failure.
Ben: Well, uh, you know, when I was an 18-year-old mayor, I tried to build a winter sports complex called Ice Town and it bankrupted the city.
Joan Callamezzo: Yikes.
[aside to camera:]
Ben: I was also short-stop on my JV baseball team. No one ever brings that up.