Quote from Chris in Indianapolis
Leslie Knope: So, Chris, what do you do up here in your spare time? Chris: Well, I exercise, and I exercise my mind. And I try to keep up on current events. Leslie Knope: Oh, that's what you call it. Chris: Sorry? Leslie Knope: How are things going with Ann? You know what's funny about Ann? She's my best friend, and anyone who hurt her is someone I would murder, probably. Chris: Oh, is that what's upsetting you? This is very uncomfortable for me. I don't know what to say.