Leslie Knope: Okay, Tom, I want you to take Ben and make him go to that antihistamine party.
Tom: It's "Allergic," and forget it.
Leslie Knope: He doesn't know anybody in town. Come on, Tom, take him under your tiny little wing.
Tom: He's a fully grown man, Leslie. And tonight's just not about pleasure. I'm schmoozing Dennis Feinstein so I can pitch him my new cologne, Tommy Fresh.