Perd Harpley: Welcome to Ya' Heard with Perd. I'm Perd Hapley. The story of our guests today is that they are from the Department of Parks and Recreation, Ben Wyatt and Tom Haverford.
Tom: What up, Perd? Big fan.
Ben: Me too, Perd. What up?
Perd Harpley: The thing about this first question is... I'd like to ask you about the Harvest Festival.
Tom: Perd, it's gonna be amazing. Carnival rides, games. Sweetums is even building a plus-sized roller coaster for some of Pawnee's obese thrill seekers. You must be this wide to ride.
Perd Harpley: Wow. That's gonna be a pretty big roller coaster.
Tom: Yep.