The Douche: All right, switching gears here now. We got Leslie Knope and Tom Haverfart... [fart sound] And, uh, Ben Wyatt, and they're in the hizzy to talk about an upcoming event called the Harvest Festival.
Leslie Knope: Well, the Douche, it's a Pawnee tradition, and it's where fun meets awesome... Meets agriculture. And it is going to be next month right here in Pawnee. And spoiler alert, it's gonna have the best corn maze ever.
Crazy Ira: You lost your virginity in a corn maze, didn't you, Douche?
The Douche: Oh, that's right, to your mom.