Chief Trumple: They started having sex at the court house. We had no choice.
Leslie Knope: Oh, well, I completely understand. Chief, I need to ask you a huge favor.
Ben: Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Ron is a good man who just got caught up in something terrible. And I was hoping that maybe you would reduce his charges and release him into my custody.
Chief Trumple: All right. But keep him away from that crazy librarian.
Leslie Knope: I'll do my best.
Chief Trumple: In fact, I don't want him within 500 feet of the library.
Leslie Knope: That's good advice for all of us.
Chief Trumple: Nothing but trouble there.