Leslie Knope: I think we should put Twilight in the time capsule.
Ron Swanson: Leslie, no. We don't negotiate with weirdos.
Ben: Yeah, what happened to, "a perfect encapsulation of life in Pawnee"?
Leslie Knope: Well, for that guy, life in Pawnee is him and his daughter reading that book. Besides, I can get Shauna on board. It would make a great human interest story.
Ben: Uh, if this gets out, every time you want to do anything, some guy's gonna come into your office and handcuff himself to a pipe.
Leslie Knope: Well, yeah, that's a good point. Then we shall bring the pipe to them.
Ron Swanson: Oh, no.
Leslie Knope: Oh, yes.
Ben: What does that mean?
Ron Swanson: Crackpot convention.