Leslie Knope: Okay, Tom, you're up.
Tom: For my item, I chose a picture of my ex-girlfriend Lucy with a mustache drawn on her face and stink lines coming off her, 'cause she stinks.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: She broke up with me. Didn't really tell me why. Luckily, when you're the guy, you can just tell people she's crazy. "Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up." "Yeah, man. Turns out she's crazy." That's what they always do on Entourage.