Leslie Knope: [on the phone] Okay, so let's, um, talk about your opening remarks. Do you want me to write you a rap? I'll write you a rap. No, you know what? You're never gonna be able to pull it off. You're too white. How about a show tune or something?
Ben: I was just, uh, planning to introduce myself, non-musically, and then get everyone to refer to their packets, and, uh, blah, blah, blah.
Leslie Knope: No. No "blah, blah, blah," okay? You need to go over every single detail with me.
Ben: Leslie, I promise you, I won't half-ass this, okay? Now get some rest.
Leslie Knope: I have some great news. I think my fever just broke.
Ben: Good-bye.