Tom: And that's why they call me Prince Charming. 'Cause I always find the glass slipper for my Cinderella.
Woman: These are way too tight.
Tom: Well, the real Cinderella didn't have hippo feet.
Leslie Knope: Tom, we're back.
Tom: [claps] Jeremy! Suck it! By the way, I've been giving away free sports bras to the girls at hot dog on a stick.