Chris: How can I help you?
Leslie Knope: Well, I believe there has been a casualty of war in this government shutdown, and it saddens me. And it is Pawnee's children.
Chris: What? Jeez. Well, sit down and tell me exactly what's happened.
Leslie Knope: Well, every year we kick off the summer with a children's concert series, and this year, the concert has been canceled due to the shutdown.
Chris: That's terrible. And we need to fix it.
Leslie Knope: Oh! All right. Great. I'm very glad that you agree with me, but I actually worked really hard on my argument. Is there any way I can still kind of...
Chris: Oh, plea- I'd love to hear it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, good, thank you. "You're wrong. Are you crazy? Can you put a price tag on a child's smile?"