Quote from Leslie Knope in Freddy Spaghetti
Leslie Knope: All I can tell you Is that all the parks are closed until further notice. [all groan] Look, no one is more upset about this than I am. It's not like it's a competition or anything, 'cause if it was, I would win. But that's neither here nor there. The point is, I would win. Woman #1: How long will they be closed? Ron Swanson: Could be forever. Man: With the government shut down, who's gonna stop Al Qaeda? Leslie Knope: One thing at a time. Woman #2: School is out in two weeks. What am I going to do with my kids all day, keep them in my house? Where I live? Leslie Knope: I don't know what to tell you. Woman #3: What about the kids concert tomorrow at Ramsett Park? The Freddy Spaghetti concert. Leslie Knope: Freddy Spaghetti has been canceled. [all groan]