Quote from Andy in Freddy Spaghetti
Andy: It's quiet in here. Where is everyone? Ron Swanson: The government has shut down. It's in every newspaper. Andy: How long is it gonna last? Ron Swanson: Well, if we're lucky, this building will be empty for months. Andy: [sighs] Wow. That is really bad timing. [aside to camera:] Andy: I just got this super-sweet-ass rad crotch rocket. I've always wanted one of these! But due to, you know, never having a job, I couldn't afford it until now. Got a really good deal on my lease. Paying like 12% interest. That's like one of the highest you can get.