Ron Swanson: Because of my libertarian beliefs, Leslie does 95% of the work. So you should lay me off. I'd be proud to be a casualty In this righteous war.
Ben: It's precisely because of your beliefs that we need to keep you. You would maintain fiscal responsibility after we're gone.
Ron Swanson: I strenuously object.
Ben: Well, Ron, we're moving on. Every department's losing a Leslie Knope.
Ron Swanson: No, Ben, they are not. No other department has one to begin with. Right now, she's single-handedly putting up some lousy concert for the city's kids.
Ben: She's doing what?