Quote from Ben in The Master Plan
Leslie Knope: You're a jerk. Ben: I'm sorry? Ron Swanson: Easy. Leslie Knope: I'm sorry. These are real people in a real town, working in a real building, with real feelings. Ben: This building has feelings? Leslie Knope: Maybe. There's a lot of history in this one. Maybe it does. How can you be so blasé about this? Ben: Because I didn't cause these problems, Ms. Knope. Your government did. I'll get what I need from the spreadsheets. Thanks. Ron Swanson: What's a not gay way to ask him to go camping with me?