Quote from Ron Swanson in The Master Plan
Leslie Knope: Ron! For God sake. Ron Swanson: She's an adult now. She should know how to responsibly to handle and discharge a weapon. That there is a SIG-Sauer .22 caliber Mosquito, manufactured in Switzerland for their pussy police force. This two-toned lightweight model is perfect for a skinny little thing like you. April: Gee, thanks, Ron. Ron Swanson: I will hold on to this for you until we get you licensed up. And then I'll take you for some target practice. April: Goody. [aside to camera:] Ron Swanson: Yeah. I do feel a little guilty. I'm regifting.