Quote from Jerry in Telethon
Leslie Knope: April, will you call some of the rec center teachers and see if they want to come on down and show off their special skills? Yes. Nod your head "yes." Jerry: I can do magic. [spits up] Egg, milady? Leslie Knope: Jerry, that's disgusting and fake! [broke egg] Oh, my god. It's real. Go up there and do that. Jerry: I--you broke my egg. Leslie Knope: You don't have a second egg? Jerry: No, but I'm a very good piano player. I'd be happy to go up there and give it a shot. Leslie Knope: Why are you wasting my time? This is really serious!