Ron Swanson: I got to hand it to Michael. His water-pipe-making skills were most impressive. I once saw him smoke pot out of a 20-foot length of garden hose and a milk jug. That guy made a water pipe out of a stuffed raccoon.
Leslie Knope: No way.
Ron Swanson: No, I'm not kidding.
Leslie Knope: He made a bong out of a taxidermied raccoon?
Ron Swanson: I caught him smoking pot out of it not three feet from where we're standing. [thunk]
Leslie Knope: Oh, nice shot!
Ron Swanson: Right in Clarence's ancient junk.
Leslie Knope: Oh! In the neck!