Ron Swanson: Welcome to the emergency self-defense class. I'll be showing you how to escape from a variety of situations while inflicting maximum damage on your attackers.
Andy: Ron, do you think that maybe I should put Mark in a headlock? That way I can show everyone how to escape a pervert.
Mark: Uh, in the scenario you just laid out, you're the pervert. You understand that, right?
Andy: [scoffs] You wish.