Evelyn Roushland: Mayor Gunderson was playing golf last week at Pawnee municipal, and he brought his dog-
Leslie Knope: Rufus. We all know Rufus. Everybody loves Rufus. He's a great dog. Continue.
Evelyn Roushland: Well, uh, they were out on the sixth hole when suddenly, out of nowhere...
Leslie Knope: Rufus was bitten by a possum?
Evelyn Roushland: Yes, how did you know that?
Leslie Knope: It was Fairway Frank.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Fairway Frank is this awful possum who lives near the sixth hole of the public golf course. And he's actually number three on the parks department's most wanted pests list. Right behind the bats who like to poop on the bell tower, and Poopy, the raccoon who poops all over the high school cafeteria.