Leslie Knope: Can you read it, please? Where are my ladies at? Here we go.
April: The I.O.W. Is proud to announce this year's "Dorothy Everton Smythe Female Empowerment Award Winner: Ronald Swanson."
Leslie Knope: Ha-ha. Okay, pretty funny.
April: It says Ronald Swanson.
Leslie Knope: What? No, no. No, it doesn't. I... that... no. That... What?! They only honor women. And Ron's the opposite of a woman.
Ron Swanson: What's going on?
April: You're Pawnee's Woman of the Year, it looks like.
Ron Swanson: Well, it's about time.