Quote from Leslie Knope in Sweetums
Nick Newport: [on video] I'm Nick Newport, president of Sweetums, giving you a look inside our corn syrup factory. This is all-new, high-fructose corn syrup, a miracle product that's sweeter than sugar, but cheaper to produce! Cheap, delicious, sugary corn is currently being used by farms to fatten up their cows and pigs. Look how fat those cows are! Fat, happy and docile, the way we like them. Leslie Knope: So, you still want to claim that corn syrup is healthy? Randall: Corn syrup is natural, and it's fine in moderation. But don't take my word for it. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Nick Newport, Jr! All right! [applause]