Tom: Hi, I'm Tom Haverford. I work at the Parks Department.
Justin: It's a little douchie.
Tom: Good call, J.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: I'm getting divorced, so I'm trying to up my game. Who am I supposed to ask for fashion advice? Jerry? He wears the same soup-stained khakis every day. Justin's my savior. He's like an issue of GQ that's come to life.