Ron Swanson: This is the best Old Fashioned I have ever had. Where'd you find this bartender?
Leslie Knope: Oh... I think... I don't know. Like, maybe the Yellow Pages.
Ron Swanson: Well, there's no way that you're paying him enough.
Bartender: Well, if you want, I could teach you the secret to great...
Leslie Knope: Ssh.