April: Is that Justin's coat?
Andy: Oh, yeah. Isn't it awesome? He got it in Cambodia, when he was hiking Mount Everest.
April: Let's put chewed up gum in his pockets.
Andy: That's genius. But I can't. Leslie's being super cool to me, and I can't screw over her boyfriend's jacket.
April: I'll do it when you're not in the room then.
Andy: That would be terrible. I'm being sarcastic. That would be awesome.