Tom: Shake my hand.
April: Why?
Tom: I can't tell if I've exfoliated too much. I don't want to creep Justin out. I want him to respect my handshake.
April: Why do you care about him?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Justin is hip. Pawnee is the opposite of hip. People in this town are just now getting into Nirvana. I don't have the heart to tell them what's going to happen to Kurt Cobain in 1994.