Tom: Ronald, I've done it. I've found your assistant, and he's dope. His name is Jean-Ralphio. Jean-Ralphio!
Jean-Ralphio: Big T.
Tom: What up?
Jean-Ralphio: Mr. Swanson, two things. One, it is an absolute honor to meet you. Two, who is that hot intern chick out there? Because honestly, damn!
Ron Swanson: Take a seat.
Jean-Ralphio: Right. Here we go.
Ron Swanson: So, Jean-Ralphio...
Jean-Ralphio: You got him right here. Leave a message after the beep.