Leslie Knope: I don't know about this.
Chris: Well, I'm offering you a free scan. It usually costs up to $2,000. I'm kind of spoiling you here.
Leslie Knope: Well, I am a little curious.
Chris: Good. Frankly, I don't want to invest in someone who only has three months to live.
Leslie Knope: [chuckles] Oh.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: I'm treating this as an adventure. Who knows, maybe some day we'll tell our grandkids about how weird our first date was. And how creepy their grandfather was.