Leslie Knope: I know last night was really rough, but all I want for you is to be able to get over this.
Tom: Leslie, I need to tell you something.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
Tom: Uh... The reason I was acting weird yesterday was Wendy and I have a green card marriage.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God, because you're a Libyan!
Tom: No. Damn it. Wendy's from Canada.
Leslie Knope: Oh! Oh. Okay. Wait. Start again.