Wendy: Oh! Oh. Oh, boy.
Leslie Knope: Hi, Wendy. We took Tom out tonight, and he had a little bit too much to drink.
Wendy: Oh! Okay. Come on in.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. You insensitive little hussy.
Wendy: Excuse me?
Ron Swanson: Leslie, whoa. Halt.
Leslie Knope: You're not even divorced yet and you're inviting other men over?
Man: You're married?
Wendy: Uh... Technically. Yeah, that's... That's my husband.
Man: Who's he carrying?
Wendy: No. No, that's his... That's his boss. My husband's the one that's being carried by his boss.
Ron Swanson: How's it going?