Ron Swanson: Leslie.
Leslie Knope: What's up, Ron?
Ron Swanson: I'm gonna need you to go up to the Bureau of Motor Vehicles on the fourth floor. We gotta talk ourselves out of this late registration fee for the Parks van.
Leslie Knope: Come on. I don't want to go to the fourth floor. That is the creepiest place on Earth.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The fourth floor is awful. The DMV, divorce filings, probation offices. Ugh! They put a popcorn machine up there just to brighten things up, but they used the wrong kind of oil, and a bunch of people had to get their throats replaced.